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The first trillion is always the hardest.

by /u/Onii___Chan____ | 107 comments | 2026-06-17T02:03:38+00:00 Central

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/u/Goatknyght
All you need to do is make a company

Sell a 0.000001% share of that company for 15 dollars

Now you are a bajilionare
/u/MrSteel1
You would still be poorer only $1.5T
/u/Fast-Score2439
No that is 1.5 billion. X = market cap 0.000001% of X =
$15 X = 15/0.000001% X = 1.5 billion Put 3 more zeros
friend
/u/Instance9279
I will hate it even harder !
/u/Wheredapassion
Makes me want to add 4 more zeros and sell a share for
$1.5
/u/thankyouihateit
You called? But yeah, agree.
/u/Economy_Professor637
The YouTuber Max Fosh did this once. Was the richest
person in his country for a few minutes before getting
an "ahahaha very funny and creative now take it down
before you get arrested for fraud"
/u/mushychimpfoxtrot
Crazy that Max was threatened with fraud but this SpaceX
charade is allowed to go on
/u/AwesomeFrisbee
Its because its only fraud if you are poor
/u/Entchenkrawatte
Same for the GameStop stock situation a few years ago
lol. Fraud if the reddit people do it, but fair game for
the large hedge fonds
/u/realqmaster
Laws don't apply to the rich, duh
/u/EverIce_UA
SpaceX revenue totalled at ~$18 billion, and an
aerospace company trading at such R/P ratio is just
crazy. The reason for such a hype is, well, hype.
Investors think it's a safe bet, others were sure that
people will invest heavily and want to jump on this
train to make some money. None of the fundamentials
suggest such a price, the initial IPO evaluation of
$135/share was already nonsensical, and was boosted
further by hype. Also keep in mind that only 5% of the
shares are traded publicly now, so the whole company is
valued according to the price of only 5% of the company.
The aforementioned youtuber and his experiment with
selling a single share of an empty company for £50 is
the exact same situation we have here.

In conclusion, Musk's assets maybe valued at even $10
trillion, but I'd like to see him try to liquidate (sell
for actual money) it for the full price (he won't be
able to do so)
/u/The_Old_Chap
But thats not the point. None of them will liquidate,
thats not how they get the money. You just get a loan
and put stocks as collateral. Having a trillion dollar
company was never about the possibility of cashing out
/u/TomCormack
It is. It made its name as a space related company, and
was pretty succesful at it. Then suddenly hiddenly
switched to AI, and made AI the legal coreof the IPO.

They switched to AI after Musk forced SpaceX to acquire
unprofitable Twitter and xAI. Both are just draining
money from SpaceX' rocket and Sitelinks parts of the
business.

Also there is some shady stuff happening with the
criterias for IPO. For example NASDAQ changed their own
regulations specifically for SpaceX. And so many people
will automatically buy SpaceX whether they want it or
not.

It is a big scam. Musk made a healthy niche company
into a Frankenstein monster and then ordinary people
will pay for Musk's and his friends' cash out.
/u/Spiritual-Spend8187
Got to privatise profits publicise loses. It was all
about getting some one to hold the bag and this time
they are forcing you to hold the bag.
/u/grandramble
I used to think the one thing Musk might actually prize
higher more than money was space travel, but it turns
out the robot who will tell you whatever you want to
hear is even higher on the list
/u/Fallcious
He got himself into a game where the only goal is to be
the richest and he has won by being the first
trillionaire. He probably feels empty inside and hopes
the next trillion will finally fill that aching hole
inside.
/u/NeitherShine7067
Nicely summed up. Paul Krugman had a detailed write up
basically saying the same thing.

https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/elon-musk-human-ponz
i-scheme
/u/fang_xianfu
None of that is actually hidden though, they were
relatively transparent about this, it just turned out
not to matter for the hypebeasts who are buying it.

Also regarding Musk's "$1T revenue by 2030" statement
recently - let's not forget that he is banned from
making statements like this about Tesla due to a
settlement he made with the SEC for violating their
rules about disclosures - if he had been prosecuted
instead of settling, one of the potential punishments
was being permanently banned from being a CEO.
/u/MrHyperion_
The rocket tech is very real but the market value is
not.
/u/Globe-Denier
Yes, both are frauds, the man and the company
/u/Corona21
Is it not registered as a data/computer company? Is that
the first thing you think of when you think of SpaceX?
Not fraudulent in of itself, but there are signs.
/u/thankyouihateit
I keep thinking about theranos and nikola, and i wonder
how their promises were different from elons. I think
they were charged with misleading/fraud because they
attempted to substantiate their claims? While elon jusy
says things? I honestly don't fully know how one is fine
and the other isn't
/u/PeachScary413
It's only fraud if your are poor 🤌
/u/Adventurous-Bottle90
This is unironically what happened
/u/PintsOfGuinness_
Tell me where to send my 15 dollars so I can be friends
with a bajillionaire
/u/Stranger-Tingzz
Steps to becoming a trillionaire:

- Stop buying $9 Starbucks coffees

- Stop going out to eat

- Find 1g of antimatter
/u/Dimensionalanxiety
Important caveat, find 1g of antimatter AND effectively
contain it enough to be safely sold. 1g of antimatter
annihilating with matter has the energy yield of a small
nuclear bomb.
/u/Eros_Incident_Denier
Enough to blow up the Vatican?
/u/Long_Plan_1736
Wasn't that thr plot of a da Vinci code ?
/u/Percival_Dickenbutts
[The critics said his writing was clumsy, ungrammatical,
repetitive and
repetitive.](https://onehundredpages.wordpress.com/2013/
06/12/dont-make-fun-of-renowned-dan-brown/)
/u/manrata
But also repetitive.
/u/apep713
It is the plot of illuminati - never read A&D so don't
know if he used it twice.
/u/ShylyPompus
No no you are correct , he used illuminati in A&D and
priory of Sion in Da vinci. He uses mysterious
organisations but not the same twice.
/u/jlreyess
That was the joke but it was Angels and Demons, close
enough
/u/heyitscory
Yeah, I assumed threatening people with my antimatter
bomb was how we were getting the trillion dollars.
/u/Speartree
https://giphy.com/gifs/BZlNhp9L5WINi
/u/YourPhrenologist
Damn, I had already began searching under the bed, I'm
pretty sure I had one of those laying around.
/u/TheQuietLavender
You also need to find a way to convert it to money
rather than a bullet to the back of the head.
/u/Shadowlance23
Instructions unclear. This plan blew up in my face.
/u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes
Or in Elon's case, lie through your teeth and make
unrealistic promises to investors to pump up your share
price.
/u/Garchompisbestboi
Create an IPO for your shitty government funded space
company where you only release 5% of the company's
shares onto the market.

Wait for a bunch of self proclaimed "apes" to fight
over that 5% and drive the share price up due to
artificial scarcity and fear of missing out

Claim you are a trillionaire because you kept 95% of
the company to yourself and base the value of the shares
you kept off of the value of the ones on the market.

Congratulations, you're now a trillionaire. Just don't
ever sell any of that leftover 95% or the share value
will tank and you probably won't be a trillionaire
anymore.
/u/borobinimbaba
How do you weight antimatter?

Need to know if I have reached 1g yet or not
/u/Boosted_JP
If Musk suddenly lost 99,9% of his current wealth, he
would still be... a billionaire.
/u/Paryln
No, what's a crazy fact is that if you earned a dollar a
second, it would take you 32 years to make one billion
dollars. A trillion is 1,000 times more. How much would
you have to be making a second to make that amount in
four days?
/u/AggressiveSpatula
A little under 3 million per second by my math

It's crazy to think he's working *that* much harder
than the average American. What a true hero of the
people.
/u/ChocolateHumunculous
And he is currently worth 1.4 trillion, so it's way more
than that, still!
/u/LazerKittenz
There are 345,600 seconds in 4 days.

To make one trillion dollars in that time, you would
need to be generating ~$2,893,518.52 per **second**
/u/rydan
Here I am averaging $1 barely every 20 seconds.
/u/JuggrnautFTW
If you won a $5 million lottery every day for the next
525 years, you still wouldn't have as much as Musk.
/u/cuntmong
what if he lost 99.9% of his blood
/u/DantifA
He'd be a libertarian goth
/u/sweetdawg99
Only one way to find out
/u/MiceAreTiny
I don't know. But, I am more of an experimental
scientist.
/u/Hironymos
Well, then he'd be hungry again.
/u/melanthius
He'd still have more than a billion blood cells
/u/TheDebateMatters
If Musk suddenly lost 30% of his wealth, the American
tax payer would bail out his business as he is too big
to fail.
/u/round-earth-theory
No he's not. The only company that would create a shock
is SpaceX. Evening else could crash tomorrow and the
world would move on. The Tesla supercharger network
would be the most impactful to daily life. There's
nothing else that we really need as a society from him
and neither of those need the ridiculous sums listed.

Yes I know, the investor class. The fucking morons and
grifters that have created a situation where we trade a
stock like crypto. Yes that'll suck but it's a better
suck to let it crash and move on. We don't actually need
him or the fake value.
/u/cross_the_threshold
There's too much wealth chasing nothing of value, the
"economy" is basically just wealthy people trying to
figure out who holds the bag when the economy resets to
a value based baseline. Like if Elon tried to sell
SpaceX tomorrow no one would be lining up to pay 2.5
trillion or whatever it's "worth" at the time of this
comment, it's not actual real value. They're all just
buying the hype in the hopes they can profit until
something fails.

Usually you'd want an economy like this to invest in,
y'know, actual businesses and startups trying to
generate value or capital, but because nothing means
anything anymore and god is dead they're all happy to
throw hundreds of billions at the most laughably awful
SEC filing in history because what the fuck else are
they going to do with all that money.
/u/tardoos
Do you really think "too big to fail" ever referred to
actual use to society?

It was always about investors.
/u/-reTurn2huMan-
And for many Americans just missing one paycheck means
they can't afford rent, groceries, gas, etc. A healthy
society cannot have these two concepts coexist.
/u/iravu_R
who needs a society when youre a trillionare? ive heard
enough. 1 more trillion to musk
/u/Which_Pirate_4664
I mean, we've started to see some solutions to that
problem in recent years, if you get my drift.
/u/Owl-Of-The-Night02
So you say we should tax him 99%?
/u/pauseless
It is really not unheard of to tax the ultra-wealthy.
Post-war Britain had the highest tax band for income at
99.25%. In 1974, 83% but 98% if that income was from
investments.

The Beatles had the famous song Taxman complaining
about being taxed 95% ("there's one for you, nineteen
for me").
/u/Lostwhispers05
The difference between a trillion and a billion is about
a trillion.
/u/BuddyFlapjack
And that would still be generational wealth. All his
miserable offspring would be set for life, and all their
kids, and so on... There's absolutely no reason for one
man to have 1,000 billions of dollars.

And yes, I know, most of it isn't liquid/cash. But
that's not the point. It's wealth, which is a finite
source in society, being kept out of reach from the
other billions of Americans who need it.
/u/AliceCode
His net worth is approximately one trillion more than
the next wealthiest person.
/u/trn-
if he died today the earth would be a bit more pleasant
/u/pilasai
He must have stopped buying avocado toast on day 3.
/u/cremaglitch
and don't forget those damn lattes
/u/cremaglitch
you have a good taste too
/u/Whhatsmyageagain
And rotisserie chickens. Might have canceled "The
Netflix" too.
/u/m3ss1a4
Tbf Netflix really dont deserve my money. All shit
films.
/u/Inside-Example-7010
you gotta get up early in the morning. Thats the main
difference. If you can wake up at 5am every day you are
90% of the way there to a trillion dollars.
/u/notmentallyillanymor
You gotta do better than 5 am. I know because I get up
at 12:01 am. It's the first minute of the day, making me
the earliest worm.
/u/inktitan
Who gets eaten by the early bird. Sleep in. Don't get
eaten.
/u/Illustrious-Water877
At that rate he's got the GDP of the observable universe
sooner
/u/QTown2pt-o
There is something much more shattering than inflation,
however, and that is the mass of floating money whirling
about the Earth in an orbital rondo. Money is now the
only genuine artificial satellite. A pure artifact, it
enjoys a truly astral mobility; and it is
instantaneously convertible. Money has now found its
proper place, a place far more wondrous than the stock
exchange: the orbit in which it rises and sets like some
artificial sun...

Speculation is not surplus-value, it is a sort of
ecstasy of value, utterly detached from production and
its real conditions: a pure, empty form, the purged form
of value operating on nothing but its own revolving
motion, its own orbital circulation. The
self-destabilization of Political Economy is thus what
puts paid, in monstrous and somehow ironic fashion, to
all possible alternatives. What possible riposte could
there be to such extravagance, which effectively co-opts
the energy of poker, of potlatch, of the 'accursed
share', and in a way opens the door to Political
Economy's aesthetic and delusional stage? This
unexpected demise, this phase transition, this wild bull
market, is fundamentally far more original than all our
old political utopias.
/u/Lego_Nabii
"Whole new theories of money were growing here like
mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit." ― Terry
Pratchett, Making Money
/u/logicalconflict
Do you see now how great the economy is doing and how
inflation doesn't matter? Just look at how much money
*we're* making! Trillions! We are so great again.
/u/pnkxz
-German factory worker, 1923
/u/besiakl
The math ain't mathing, but the compounding interest
certainly is."
/u/rheaiya
Bro is playing real life on Creative Mode.
/u/der-maulaff
And he choses to bei a real life griefer, which
destroyes the fun for everyone else.
/u/Dweebler7724
It's my perspective that he probably wouldn't be a
trillionaire if he wasn't also a POS and a loser
/u/inTsukiShinmatsu
Compounding isn't this fast
/u/TheRedLions
And stocks don't pay compound interest. It feels like
people keep assuming this is money in his bank account
/u/meANintellectual77
An alarming ammount of people dont even know what stocks
actually are
/u/Olivetax228
I'm pretty far left, hate musk and this administration
as much as anyone, and all that. But Reddit's financial
illiteracy and disdain for educating itself about it is
really frustrating. Makes it difficult for me to
identify with this voter bloc.
/u/Purple_Havoc
I'll save you the math. System is bullshit.
/u/HarmxnS
It's more than bullshit. I'd say big blue whale shit

600 billion in 6 days

100 billion every day

4,16 billion per hour

69 (nice) million per minute

1.1 million per second
/u/CCP-want-to-CUP
Dude is playing irl Adventure Capitalist. Must've just
ascended.
/u/Sir-Hamp
Ah shit, didn't know people were really out there
sacrificing angels in real life. Shoulda seen this
coming.
/u/IHateTheLetterF
It's not even real money.
/u/ddplz
ALL money hasn't been "real" money ever since they
dropped the gold standard.
/u/horatiobanz
And Musk's wealth that y'all are losing your minds over
is even less real than that, because its pure
speculation that can literally never be realized at its
current valuation.
/u/Morpha2000
And why does it matter that it cannot be liquidised?
Banks still allow him to take out loans against it. His
purchasing power is still proportional to his net worth
and nobody should be allowed to have that amount of
sheer capital with how little he gives back to society.
/u/Yesyesyes1899
i said that months ago. with how things work, it ll get
so much more. he will borrow real money against the
bullshit numbers of his value and make more money.
/u/MedonSirius
He started buying Cursor with Stocks from Spacex. So,
with free money
/u/HT1990
Cursor is basically worthless. It's mindboggling how
someone would pay 60 billion for a glorified IDE, which
doesn't have any value add over open source solutions or
the frontend of Claude.
/u/carc
At this rate he could spend $60 billion a day and still
be in the clear, bro is just shopping
/u/Yashema
Cursor is an IDE on steroids, which is probably why Musk
likes it.
/u/HT1990
Thought he'd prefer one on ketamines. But maybe he needs
to balance it out.
/u/moldentoaster
Do you know how it is if you sometimes go to the penny
store and you buy this chaep crap you know is actually
just decorative bullshit that can break within a few
days, but you buy it as it is just a couple of cents and
in this moment you find it kinda funny ?

This is how musk feels about buying stuff for 60
billion
/u/bradmatt275
There are so many clones now as well. Unless he gives
away free tokens there is nothing really keeping users
there.
/u/Spare-Half796
Yeah his wealth is all propped up on the irrational
value of Tesla and spaceX stock. Neither company should
be valued anywhere close to what they are